This explanation makes absolutely zero sense, so Janet just lets it pass, but her irritation doesn't flag. She's good at unflagging irritation. "Sorry, wait, who? You're trying to make yourself gay for some specific man?" Oh my God. For the millionth time, she silently begs the powers that be to send her Eliot. The look on his face if he heard this conversation...

She sighs, trying to brace herself for whatever idiotic justification she's about to hear next. "So, you're not gay right now. Apparently. But you want to be, because you're... interested in a man. But you're not interested in him in a gay way, but you want to be? Is that it?"