So, this actually kind of pisses Janet off. She crosses her arms and gives Shen Qingqiu a glacial kind of look. "You sound insane and not in the funny way you sometimes do," she snaps. "For one thing, I've been having a lot of straight sex for someone who's supposedly infected by some kind of gay spell. For another, talking about being infected by being gay is so fucking homophobic even Eliot would get mad, and he used to think it was funny when people called him a faggot."